Hahaha...

Just got this joke in an email, I had to share it!

To all the great mums:

I was out walking wiht my four year old daughter. She picked up something of the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and asked her not to do that. 'Why?' my daughter asked.
'Because its been on the ground and you don't know where its been, it's dirty and it probably has germs' I replied. At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, 'Mommy, how do you know all this stuff? You are so smart.' I was thinking quickly. 'All mums know this stuff. It's on the Mommy Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a mommy.' We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information. 'OH.. I get it!' she beamed, 'So if you don't pass the test you have to be the daddy.' 'Exactly,' I replied with a big smile on my face.

Lol